Bad idea for a greeting card

Another pants- related superhero.

Thanks for the idea "Odin". :)

Inspirational Card for a Doctor Named Steve

Based on the chant that goes "Stan, Stan, you're the man, if you can't do it, no one can."

2-Dimensional Guy

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Horses are Asses

This is an old one. *WARNING, contains a pun*

Fantasta-Suck Vaccum Advertisement

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A Day in the Life of Squelch

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